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Smokin‘ Aces

Luke, 21. Februar 2007, 16:50 Uhr

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Dinge, die die Welt nicht braucht

Dave, 20. Februar 2007, 02:09 Uhr

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Mal ehrlich: Wer  zum Teufel braucht einen Tapedispenser mit USB-verteiler ???

MX3

Claude, 19. Februar 2007, 18:38 Uhr

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Das Schweizer Radio hat ein ziemlich cooles Portal aufgeschaltet:

MX3 (Musik mal 3).

Schweizer Bands haben hier die Möglichkeit, sich und ihre Musik kostenlos einem breiten Publikum zu präsentieren. Schon vor der Eröffnung wurden über 800 Bands erfasst und mehr als 1500 Songs sind zu hören oder stehen sogar zum Download zur Verfügung. Die Musikredaktionen der dritten Radioprogramme informieren sich auf der Site regelmässig über die Neuzugänge und entscheiden laufend, ob Songs von der Plattform ins Musikprogramm aufgenommen werden.

Coole Idee! Und wieder eine klassische „Web 2.0“ Anwendung online…

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20 zu 4 oder 4 zu 20? Aus dem Leben einer menschlichen Maschine

Molloy, 19. Februar 2007, 10:20 Uhr

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Wie wird man eigentlich CEO der Credit Suisse? Antwort: Man muss viel arbeiten. Der neue CEO der Credit Suisse hat früher als Chef des Investment Banking gemäss der NZZaS nicht selten 20 Stunden pro Tag gearbeitet. Das ist überraschend, denn die meisten Menschen arbeiten während 20 Stunden pro Tag nicht.

Sonst ist dieser Mann eigentlich noch ganz sympathisch. Er kommt aus einfachen Verhältnissen; sein Vater war Bähnler. Aufgewachsen ist er in Murphysboro, Illinois. Mit 22 (Jahren, nicht Stunden) hatte er schon seinen Master in der Tasche. Ferner spielt er kein Golf, trinkt Diet Coke statt Wein und hat auch keine Manschettenknöpfe.

Diese hohe Arbeitszeit erklärt teilweise auch die hohen Löhne der Banker. Hier ein einfache und realistische Rechnung:

20 Stunden pro Tag x 7 Tage (ein Banker kennt kein Wochenende) x 52 (was sind Ferien?) = 7280 Stunden
7280 Stunden x 500 CHF = 3.64 Mio. CHF.

Na also! Sie verdienen es. Der Rest ist Bonus. Dougan ist z.B. geschieden. Das muss entschädigt werden, denn die Ehe wurde sicher durch die Arbeit zerstört.

Aber wie hält man 20 h Arbeit durch? Kokain? Nein, das ist zu schädlich. Ich tippe auf Modafinil. Dieses Medikament wird z.B. von Bomberpiloten in der US-Air-Force geschluckt, damit sie nicht einpennen, wenn sie ihre Ladung platzieren müssen. Zudem gibt es noch einen weiteren positiven Nebeneffekt dieses Medikaments:

„In January 2005, researchers at the University of Pennsylvania published the results of a small study, which found that Modafinil may help recovering cocaine addicts fight their addiction.“

Das ist es. Das nennt man doch zwei Fliegen mit einer Medikamentenpackung schlagen! Nicht mehr Koks-süchtig und Karriere gemacht. Na dann:

http://www.medstorecanada.com/momex/NavCode/drugs/DrugName/Provigil

IM IN UR …

Dave, 18. Februar 2007, 16:38 Uhr

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Wer braucht schon QT pro?

Watch, 18. Februar 2007, 13:25 Uhr

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Hast du dich nicht auch schon genervt, dass QuickTime die Filme nur in einem Fenster anzeigt?
Freu dich, denn Apple hat die Lösung bereits mitgeliefert. Um in den Fullscreen-Modus zu gelangen startest du einen Film. Anschliessend gibst du im Terminal folgendes ein: osascript -e 'tell application "Quicktime Player" to present movie 1'. Der abgespielte Film läuft nun Bildschirmfüllend…

Bei mir funktionierts…

Quelle

Das sicherste OS? Ein Toaster!

Claude, 18. Februar 2007, 00:12 Uhr

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Use a toaster oven. Toaster ovens have excellent network security
characteristics. For example, they are not susceptible to any IMAP-based
buffer overflow attacks; additionally, current toaster ovens are not known
to have any bugs in their TCP/IP stacks, nor have been vulnerable to any
in the recent past (according to CERT advisories, anyway). Toaster ovens
require console access to perform administrative functions (such as
modification of temperature settings), but this will not impede deployment
in a number of environment.

Toaster ovens may be vulnerable to a remote denial of service attack
involving manipulation of power lines — however, most operating systems
running on standard hardware are also vulnerable to this attack.

I have found that my toaster oven has served me well for a number of
years, and produces excellent grilled cheese sandwiches, which is far
better than my pentium running FreeBSD, largely because the cooling fan
on the pentium does too good a job. Go figure. Maybe if I get a pentium
pro? Neither my FreeBSD box nor my toaster oven has suffered from a
security problem in a while.

Quelle

Was ist eigentlich Politik?

Claude, 17. Februar 2007, 12:44 Uhr

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Ein Sohn fragt den Vater: „Papi, was ist eigentlich Politik?“ Da sagt der Vater: „Mein Sohn, das ist ganz einfach. Sieh mal, ich bringe das Geld nach Hause, also bin ich der KAPITALISMUS. Deine Mutter verwaltet das Geld, also ist sie die REGIERUNG. Der Opa passt auf, dass hier alles seine Ordnung hat, also ist er die GEWERKSCHAFT. Unser Dienstmädchen ist die ARBEITERKLASSE. Wir alle haben nur eines im Sinn, nämlich dein Wohlergehen. Folglich bist du das VOLK. Und dein kleiner Bruder, der noch in den Windeln liegt, ist die ZUKUNFT. Hast du das verstanden, mein Sohn?“

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Thermit

phex, 16. Februar 2007, 17:11 Uhr

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Kenned ihr sicher scho.. isch no luschtig
„Eine ausgewogene Mischung aus Silvesterfeuerwerk und Atombombe“ 😀
„Thermit wird auch zur Herstellung von Männerspielzeugen, wie Handgranaten oder Bomben verwendet“


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Quantencomputer ab 2008

Claude, 15. Februar 2007, 13:45 Uhr

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Das kanadische Start-up D-Wave Systems hat in Kalifornien einen Quantenprozessor mit 16 Qubits vorgestellt. Die Qubits werden von je einer kreisförmigen supraleitenden Stromschleife aus dem Metall Niob dargestellt. Die Betriebstemperatur des Prozessors beträgt 5 Millikelvin, 0,005 Grad über dem absoluten Nullpunkt. „Unser Durchbruch in der Quantentechnologie ist ein wichtiger Fortschritt bei der Lösung wirtschaftlicher und wissenschaftlicher Probleme, die bislang nur schwer in den Griff zu bekommen waren“, erklärte D-Wave-Systems CEO Herb Martin.

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