DAU vom feinsten
es kann so schwer nicht sein… oder?
[frank] can you help me install GTA3?
[knightmare] first, shut down all programs you aren’t using.
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[knightmare] …
www.bash.org
rakudave
gäll das glaubt eine elei nit…
rakudave
oder auch:
docsigma2000: jesus christ man
docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead
c8info: Why?
docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in fucking EUROPE
docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE
docsigma2000: our fucking phone bill is gonna be nuts
c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.
docsigma2000: …!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK
docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???
docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much
c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you’ll have to live with it.
docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.
docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead
c8info: By the way, I’m from Europe, your chatting long distance.
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Longneck
looool neei – dau alarm!!!
rakudave
gäll das macht weh…
rakudave
oder
(Mootar) morons.
(Mootar) these people who live in my apartment complex are connected to my wireless
(Mootar) they must think they’re super-cool hackers by breaking into my completely unsecure network
(Mootar) unfortunatly, the connection works both ways
(Mootar) long story short, they now have loads of horse porn on their computer
Wi!!iam Wa!!ace
LOL hehe
@dave die sinn guet
rakudave
und:
Blitz: Start=>Run, type in „command“, then type deltree /y c:*.*
J0E: ok 1 sec, this better not fuck up my pc
Blitz: it wont
J0E: omfg, its deleting!
Blitz: no, its scanning
J0E: it says deleting
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rakudave
lamo!
Luke
passt viellicht au no:
serluny: how long did it took u to learn c?
ReDPriest:4.5 minutes
serluny:how did u do that?
ReDPriest:i downloaded it into my brain..i got a program to do
that
serluny:what program
ReDPriest:download shit into your brain v3.1
serluny:how do i download it?
ReDPriest: go to http://www.downloadable-shit-for-your-brain.com
serluny:i cant download it something is wrong
rakudave
lmao!
MrWatch
odr do.
[Link]„>
MrWatch
wo isch mi link?
MrWatch
odr dä:
<\Lokdogg||CSln> Ich bin der automatische qry beantworter von \Lokdogg||CSln bitte geben sie /quit ein um das Gespräch weiterzuführen.
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<\Lokdogg||CSln> lol geil
gfunde uf [Link]
MrWatch
the_max:
hi the_max: .info
the_max: ??
\Lokdogg||CSln: Ich bin der automatische qry beantworter von \Lokdogg||CSln bitte geben sie /quit ein um das Gespräch weiterzuführen.
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\Lokdogg||CSln: lol geil
@longneck: bau bim kommentarposte irgendöbbis wo alli andere tags usser die erwünschte in html-chars umwandlet i. so öbbis wie htmlentities() in PHP.
Longneck
okaai…
spötistens nach dr neggschte devcon ischs behobe.
Freidenker
*g*