32C3: Keynote
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Gespannt und voller Erwartungen sitzen wir im Saal 1. Bis jetzt weiss niemand, wer die Keynote halten wird. Ich tippe auf Edward Snowden. Wenn die so ein Geheimnis daraus machen -- er muss es ja sein.
„For this motto, we have to find a very special keynote speaker“ beginnt Linus. „Jemand mit Erfahrungen, wie man physische Grenzen überwindet. Unser Keynote-Speaker hat zweimal Grenzen überwunden. Sie ist in Somalia geboren“.
WAT? „Sie“?
Und nach Kenya geflüchtet. Dann von Kenya nach Deutschland geflüchtet.
Fatuma Musa Afrah!
Das Platzen der viertausend Seifenblasen im Saal von gespannten, erwartungsvollen Zuschauern war beinahe hörbar. Kein Snowden. Schon wieder. Stattdessen steht nun eine Frau aus Afrika vor der enttäuschten Menge und labert mit schriller Stimme etwas über Türen und Toiletten in der deutschen Bahn, dass sie sooo froh ist, hier zu sein, wie schön die Negerkinder doch sind und dass wir alle lieben, lieben, lieben sollen. Was sie eigentlich sagen will, kriegt niemand so genau mit; das intelligente Publikum wird mit Lowlevel-Gebrabbel zugemüllt. Im IRC-Kanal von Saal 1 entlädt sich Wut und Entäuschung.
frankie2 ok, now this is probably worse than last year
|B30W01f| true
fsdfsf who was it last year?
MergueZ I thin it's what we call, debugging in production
MatHazard so much epic fail is going on
fritz09_ mic down+
f00bar so this was planned?
|B30W01f| last year with the complete censorded theatre
spy604 it's ok, no sucesss with out a bit of fail
MatHazard all the phails were planned
Anon let's be honest here, they keynotes are never good
JKAbrams "what is chaos computer club?"
Rock k...switching to hall 2
joj Meh, some sort of illegal alien
as the keynote speaker.
What a disappointment.
xaurip darf die zum ziel kommen?
JKAbrams "I don't know what hacker means"
_axx wat
spy604 lol
jdh dafuq
hasdf was there any content so far?
ir4ta keynote so far:
https://fatumamusa.wordpress.com/eine-seite/
sasha Well I was expecting Snowden or something
kerpl0nk oh gott, nicht so nen social-justice-scheiß -_-
MatHazard we've been haxored she hacked her way into the talk
property wow
c64 sasha: Me too. After all of the interviews
Snowden gave this year, I would think he would
be open for this
dagi does she have a topic?
property *people leaving hall 1*
Karellen_ lol²
xythobuz I'm out
GrumpyKate really disappointing till now
bashrc heh
virkon enjoy this chaotic talk
MuffinK :DDDD hey aber bisher hat sie nur gesagt
dass sie sich sooo freut hier zu sein
fckgw verhaltenes Klatschen
So ging das geschlagene 45min weiter. Es hätte mich nicht gestört, wenn die Rede spannend und pointiert gewesen wäre. Doch sie kommt auf keinen Punkt, greift wild Geschichten aus ihrem Leben heraus und erzählt mal hierüber, mal darüber.
polarbernd sorry, aber die performance ist wirklich langweilig
admin ist sie jetzt mal fertig?
der chat ist irgendwie interessanter...
clemoo "ICH HAB POLIZEI"
chris_joki Jetzt ist die schon beim fäkalhumor ..
Going downwards
arisum someone pull the fire alarm
Zurück bleiben enttäuschte Hacker, nun mit einem gewissen Eindruck von Flüchtlingen und afrikanischen, schwarzen Frauen. Gratulation lieber CCC, dieser Schuss ging mächtig nach hinten los.
