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Claude, 24. Juni 2012, 11:43 Uhr

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Ei, was für ein peinlicher Titel. Eigentlich müsste ich mich schämen!

I use paper to wipe my butt every day. That’s how much that paper is worth.
-Linus Torvalds

Richtig geraten, ich habe Teil eins dieser Kackscheisse hinter mir.

Jetzt kann ich:

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Hmm naja. Eigentlich kann ich das alles nicht. Ich habe mit dieser Prüfung bloss bewiesen, dass ich aus einem Aufgabenstapel mit fünfzig Seiten die wichtigsten Punkte aus der Aufgabenbeschreibung ab Seite achtzehn herauslesen und in ein fünfundreissigseitiges Lösungsblatt abschreiben kann.

Der Papierstapel ist diesmal 28 Zentimeter hoch:

So viel Müll musste ich in mein armes Hirni drucken. Platzverschwendung! Schnell alles vergessen und verbrennen!
Es tut gut, wenn man so einen Stapel hinter sich lassen kann.

Braucht jemand Papier zum Anfeuern?

So ein Feuerchen nach einer bestandenen Abschlussprüfung muss sein; so wie damals, wir erinnern uns:

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