Ausserirdische Frucht entdeckt
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Dienstag, 20. Juli 2010, Erdenzeit
20:30 Uhr:
Beginne mit der Examination des ausserirdischen Objekts. Äussere Form: Raue, strukturierte Oberfläche. Brombeerfarbig. Objekt als solches leicht elastisch.
20:32 Uhr:
Scheint keine Gefahr für Mensch und Tier davon auszugehen. Trotzdem: Sicherheitsvorkehrungen beachten: Schutzanzug anziehen. Entscheid: Öffnung der Schale mit Messer.
20:33 Uhr:
Einschnitt in das Objekt. Hmm. Schon mal Grün.
Schmieriger, schleimiger Inhalt. Hält einen harten Kern im Innern. Ein Alienembryo? Scheint tot zu sein.
20:38 Uhr:
Entscheid oraler Probe. Die schmierige Schutzmasse sieht aus wie die Extrakte einer Kläranlage. Erwarte entsprechenden Geruch.
20:39 Uhr:
Orale Probe positiv. Masse schmeckt erdnussig, fein. Naturaler Brotaufstrich? Nochmal. Zweite Probe.
20:40 Uhr:
Ausserirdisches Objekt komplett verspeist. Scheint eine Frucht zu sein. Hier auf der Erde bekannt unter dem Namen „Avocado„. Hammer.
