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Unter UNIX gibt es das Programm „Fortune“, welches bei jedem Aufruf ein Zitat aus einer schier unendlichen Sammlung vom Stapel lässt. Ich habe mich da eingetragen, und erhalte meine Glückskekse täglich per E-Mail.

Gute Sprüche habe ich gesammelt. Hier mal ein erster Teil:

Manche Liebe wird durch den Durst gelöscht.

A candidate is a person who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other.

Frauen, seid lieber schön als klug – Männer können besser gucken als denken.

Nächstes Zeitreiseseminar: vor zwei Wochen.

Nächstenliebe findet man zum Beispiel bei Menschen, die
Dienstvorschriften nicht einhalten.

Der Sklave will nicht frei werden. Er will Sklavenaufseher werden.

In Dir muß brennen, was Du in anderen entzünden willst.
— Augustinus

Was wäre aus dem Christentum als Religion der Liebe geworden – wir wissen es nicht. Es ist in institutionalisierter Form als die Religion des Schwertes und des Hasses alt geworden.
— Alexander Mitscherlich

Portablilität ist für Leute, die keine neuen Programme schreiben können.
— Linus Torvalds

Fanatiker sind zu allem fähig, sonst aber zu nichts.

Die Leute, die am wenigsten Zeit haben, tun am wenigsten.

Die Ewigkeit dauert lange, besonders gegen Ende.

A diplomat is someone who can tell you go to hell in a way that you are looking forward to the trip.