WIFE 1.0

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*… *  TO TECHNICAL SUPPORT:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that
the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of
space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included
in the product brochure.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs & launches
during system initialization, where it monitors all other system
activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5
and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever
selected.
I can not seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to
run some of my other favorite applications. I am thinking about going
back to Girlfriend 7.0, but un-install does not work on this Wife 1.0.
Can you help me, please!!! Otherwise, I’m screwed.
Thanks, Joe.

REPLY:
DEAR JOE SCREWED
This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a
primary
misconception. Many people upgrade form Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with
the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a „UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT“ program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run
everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still
convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within your
system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained.
It is impossible to un-install, delete, or purge the program files from
the system, once installed. You can not go back to Girlfriend 7.0
because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install
Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0, but end up with more
problems than the original system.
Look in you manual under „Warnings-Alimony / Child Support“. I recommend
you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having Wife 1.0
installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section
regarding General Partnership Faults (GPF’s).
You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might
occur, regardless of their cause. The best course of action will be to
enter the command: C:APOLOGIZE. In any case, avoid excessive use of the
„Esc“ key because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command
before the operating system will return to normal.
The system will run smooth as long as you take the blame for all the
GPF’s. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance. Consider
buying additional software to improve the performance to Wife 1.0. I
recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0. Do not, under any
circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a
supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible
damage to the operating system.

Best of luck.
Tech Support.